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Boss Demotivational Poster


PARENTING -


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am
LOL...yeah


CHECKING IN - Like a Boss




OFFICE POLITICS #12 - 80% of your problems at work result from 20% of your boss’s stupid decisions




HORRIBLE BOSSES - None worse than J. Jonah Jameson




LITERAL -


TAGS: boss sign wytch
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 7:11 pm
Sounds like something Mitch Hedberg would do. Lol.
Verdeckt - August 16, 2011, 2:07 am
Post to Societies Mirror also


MICROMANAGEMENT - Bosses micromanage because they think they know how to do your job but they don't have clue about how to do theirs.




LIKE A BOSS - YOU DID WHAT!!!




CASUAL FRIDAY -




END YOUR MISERY - Shoot Your Boss




SARCASM - spicing up the world since 10,000 bc


TAGS: sign boss
Rating: 1.53/5

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Yeo - May 5, 2009, 3:38 am
I'd definitely go in a store with this sign. Great publicity!
Captain Douchebag - July 25, 2008, 11:09 am
Watch this ryan fellow be Tereso..And if he's not, then they're both incredibly stupid.
Drenix - July 25, 2008, 8:15 am
Oh crap... those stupid "Jerks - Spicing the blah since blah" have evolved into a Sarcasm post?... -sigh-


California Law -


TAGS: stupid california law coffee mcdonald s like a boss
Rating: 4.67/5

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steve1961 - July 30, 2013, 12:53 pm
Think that's bad? Just try saying "***** with a ******* rusty *****."
falloutghoul - July 30, 2013, 7:53 am
That's true. :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 30, 2013, 3:38 am
My wife and I laugh at each other. When we get bored of that, we make fun of passerby. When THAT gets boring, we laugh at our pets... I'm telling you, cats know when you're laughing at them :-/
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 3:20 pm
I swear it seems like only 43 years. Truly, both our demented senses of twisted humor have been a help. We used to point and laugh at others, now we point at each other, laughing our hind ends off.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:11 pm
44 years? congrats.
GaryO - July 29, 2013, 8:41 am
I have a ritual; every day I get up. Trudge to the breakfast table. Smack lips. Scratch. Sit. Stare at, gulp down steaming hot coffee. Scream. My wife’s morning ritual is staring incredulously at her moronic husband of 44 years.
Renza - July 29, 2013, 7:44 am
Coffee is typically boiling when it is made, one should expect the possibility that the temperature of the liquid may still be around that point. Unless they're mentally deficient anyway.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 29, 2013, 1:38 am
Yes, but doesn't anything feel scalding when poured into the [email protected]? Just saying.
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:23 pm
Still stunned [email protected] was Censored... must be in that same California Law... I stand Corrected
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:20 pm
Wow... [email protected] is censored... **Sigh**
Ism - July 28, 2013, 6:19 pm
5L's on the Poster.. My 2 cents.. Would you set a Water Heater in your Home so High that when a guest turns on the Hot Water they receive 3rd degree burns? McD's should have had better sense than to set a Coffee Machine that high.. Hot Yes, Scalding No...
Silverheart - July 28, 2013, 4:06 pm

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell you ice cream is cold. (I agree fully with you on this one!) 5(goodTOtheLASTdrop)Ls


MEAN GIRLS -


TAGS: bossy cute dangerous cubby
Rating: 5/5

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Reycolons619 - January 12, 2011, 11:59 am
all he said was their names but it seems like someone has some sand in his culo...
culos - October 12, 2010, 2:01 pm
Duh! Thank you Captain Bobvious
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:59 pm

ehem...he got the names right because they are the female version of their South Park counter parts.
culos - October 12, 2010, 4:39 am
This is SAD! You really can name them... Get a life, find a girlfriend you can touch, no matter how ugly it's still better than having paper cuts in your member!
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 9:53 pm
Lets see we have Kenisha, Erica, Kyley and Stanislawa


CALLING IN -


TAGS: poor mental health but i think i can tough it out if you really need me boss
Rating: 2.84/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:57 pm
Either that or the caught him at the gate...and the guards split the gelt
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:52 pm

Is he still on the list? Maybe that old warrant he hasn't taken care of popped up and he is afraid of getting arrested, again.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:50 pm
Well now...I think that Mr. Roamer is up to funny business. He didn't come and see me on visiting day.
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:47 pm

didn't you get my gift? Roamer was supposed to deliver it.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:45 pm
What, I'm married?
rerun - October 21, 2009, 7:42 pm

did you at least marry a women with all her teeth?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:37 pm
Self-Nazi could lead to deep dark depression, if not death
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yuck... very Derek-esque.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:33 pm
Impulse is never a winner. In a crisis situation, the focused man reigns.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:30 pm
Well ya know, I mean in the heat of the moment, the old photographic memory isn't what it use to be...and somewhere along the line they tell me I'm married
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:27 pm
Bone... you've been here long enough.... did you completely miss my chicken wire lecture?
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:22 pm
Ya I know...last time I did that I was already in jail...they found the other bodies. So now I'm stuck in pros...Hey at least we got WiFi
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:20 pm
Talking in your sleep only means one more body to add to the pile. But, yes... it's a good practice.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:17 pm
No wonder they always catch me...and I always thought that it was because I talked in my sleep!
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:14 pm
And drop the weapon... never forget to leave it at the scene, Bone.
BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 7:12 pm
Another one I missed 5 poodles, and don't forget to wipe the prints
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Heh, thanks SD. I'm sort of fond of it.
agdaniele - October 21, 2009, 7:10 pm
Agreed... Space with the pseudoephedrine-induced call-in!
spacedog - October 21, 2009, 7:08 pm
This one is very appropriate for today. It should be rated much higher too; excellent Haarakkon.
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
Steve has an anti-social disorder.
rerun - August 3, 2009, 12:10 pm

waht about Steve...the 18th voice? He on vacation?
Haarakkon - August 3, 2009, 11:49 am
Thank You. From all 17 of us.
Ed-Hyde - August 3, 2009, 10:18 am
AMSOME!!
agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:25 pm
I love the tags!


IN MY HOUSE... -




THE BOSS - All bosses are assholes, beware the ones that seem to have a sense of humor.




HOMICIDAL THOUGHTS - never looked this good.




WHO'S THE BOSS -




RED WINE -


TAGS: sexism day give your wife red wine so she wont talk about your boss sleeping with his secretary
Rating: 4.64/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:35 pm
Priceless. 5L
Airman - June 17, 2010, 2:09 pm
LOL
Faceplant31 - June 17, 2010, 1:47 pm
I love it! 5 Bottles of Red Wine for you for the misses Jake!


WAKE UP -


TAGS: diddy plastic boss sleep
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Sean - October 17, 2011, 5:28 pm
*snickers* "morning cougar"
Reality Lord - October 17, 2011, 3:04 pm

the morning cougar...feels resentment at driving her timmy to his school bus...lol5


water rescue -




Asian Women -




LIFE - Finding your place early in life makes the rest of the journey much simplier.




oh dear! Oh deer! -




BOREDOM - The things you do when your boss is out...




PRECISE ENGINEERING LOT - DURING ANOTHER MID-WINTER SNOWFALL


TAGS: boss workaholic
Rating: 4.94/5

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Greeny - February 22, 2013, 10:05 pm
There are degrees in driving abilities as well...
steve1961 - February 22, 2013, 8:37 pm
I agree...my girlfriend can build one heck of a sandwich...
ughomer - February 22, 2013, 7:54 pm
Greeny ~ women are fantastic engineers. The Hooterville Cannonball is a prime example just to name a one.
Greeny - February 22, 2013, 7:44 pm
What if it was a woman?
Rudedog - February 22, 2013, 1:20 pm
Funny. I think I'm the empty space,"called in sick".
GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:54 am
Well, that is even more excellent. OCDers unite!! I have directed electronic engineers for 20 years. They would love this!
ughomer - February 22, 2013, 10:38 am
Thx Gar. I edited-out the caption "Blonde Secretary" (top car) and replaced it in deference to women. Perhaps I should have noted "NSFE" which is an acronym for "Not Suitable for Engineers."
GaryO - February 22, 2013, 10:17 am
Excellent!


TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT -




SELF-PRESERVATION -


TAGS: bossicide
Rating: 4.75/5

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INSUBORDINATION - may result in suspension "Maybe I'll punch the boss next time I've never seen Tahiti"




LIGHT SABERS - Sucks when your boss has one.




MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS -


TAGS: cruel boss tricks
Rating: 2.55/5

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mooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:26 pm
So true. 5 Lions.


NOT FUN AND GAMES -


TAGS: bosses unemployed fail lousy job
Rating: 4.88/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:24 pm
In The Old Days It Was A Pink Slip.


C H O I C E S - When deciding on which butt to sniff, one must be careful not to get a brown nose.


TAGS: who s the boss
Rating: 4.55/5

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Pinakolata - November 5, 2011, 5:58 am
Are you sure they're not trained to do that when they should salute?


EMPLOYEES HYGIENE -




WAXMAN'S USED CARS - WATER DAMAGE


TAGS: a call to the boss
Rating: 4.25/5

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ENTHUSIASMS -


TAGS: baseball love of the game the untouchables al capone tough boss
Rating: 3.63/5

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suenero - November 2, 2010, 11:07 pm
I agree. I wish I could have found a better picture of it online. If I had the dvd, I've would have got a better pic from a screen capture.
rudeboy308 - November 2, 2010, 10:57 pm
One of the best killing scenes in the movie.


THIS IS MY BOSS - It seems I'm being tasked with an action item.


TAGS: work boss action item crap
Rating: 3.6/5

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phydeaux - January 21, 2010, 11:45 am
Thank you sir. Yeah, my boss comes back to strafe survivors as well...
pieman - January 21, 2010, 10:47 am
Love it. My boss usually circles back. 5 dive bomb stains on your shirt


IS IT THE SMELL OF FEAR? - Nah, that's just the Boss with somebodies last paycheck




IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: building day assignment pyramids construction bosses with whips
Rating: 2.95/5

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DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 1:21 pm
Well, even the bible admits that a little
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 12, 2009, 12:33 pm
Gee!!! Thanks Wikipedia....(the more you know!)
manicbranic - November 12, 2009, 12:13 pm
the pyramids were actually major public works projects that doubled as cultural symbols. The majority of workers were men who intentured themselves to the State in order for their debts to be paid off. The only slaves were probably criminals and POW's.
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 1:59 pm
story is somewhat flawed. I don't know...
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 1:59 pm
Yep, just like men today. We sweat and toil, not because we choose to, b ut because necessity demands it. We all face our "whips." Theirs were just literal. I'm not sure if they were always "free men" though. If so, my understanding of a certain Bible
Derek - October 25, 2009, 4:35 am
Actually, they were free men not slaves, and if they were whipped, it was with their consent.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 10:06 pm
Thanks. If Tut ever wants cable, you'll get a call.
agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 10:04 pm
I'm an electrician.... I know nuthin bout that construction... 5L!


THIS KID - will be your boss one day.


TAGS: this kid boss jap camera douchbag cool
Rating: 2.17/5

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Acey - April 28, 2009, 4:24 pm
My boss, lolz, yeah probably not, i'm in the military.
Scorpio7 - November 26, 2008, 11:33 am
Yes, that's cum on his face. It is a photo of energy.


THIS KID - will be your bitch one day.


TAGS: gay bitch visual kei kid nerd boss
Rating: 1.93/5

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agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 12:05 am
Impossible
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2010, 10:52 pm
The less you care?
agdaniele - August 27, 2010, 9:56 pm
(the more you know)
InFaMY - August 27, 2010, 8:57 pm
BTW this kid would proboly fall under haveing a Oshare Kei style
InFaMY - August 27, 2010, 8:56 pm
Of Visual Kei
InFaMY - August 27, 2010, 8:56 pm
The music end is a mixture of metal punk and glam rock some bands are more darker say like Malice Mizer and have made their sound borderline Gothic Rock Visual Kei has anther form called Oshare Kei witch is more fashionista then the more Gothic Styles
InFaMY - August 27, 2010, 8:54 pm
Acually he is not Cosplaying its a form of Fashion and Music in Japan called Visual Kei The basis of the Fashion end of this Style or Cultrual Movement in Japan is Flamboyant Outlandish outfits Make-up and Elaborate Hairstyles
informator - August 13, 2009, 4:41 am
he seems to be cosplaying the hand piece and the eyepatch hints at that. hes pretty. and not a fat american >_> so that makes him better then around 70% of all cosplayers


The Boss Of It All -


TAGS: karma boss incompetence humor accident
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - March 25, 2014, 2:39 pm
LOL


Like a Boss.. -




the new boss -




Alyssa Milano -


TAGS: boss
Rating: 4.86/5

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multitasking -


TAGS: boss multitasking computer email employees
Rating: 4.71/5

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chickenlittle - September 23, 2013, 10:48 pm
So true cloudchaser!
CloudchaserS - September 23, 2013, 11:44 am
Labor saving devices save a lot of time, but all we do with that time is more work instead of enjoying it


what did you call me in here for? -


TAGS: boss
Rating: 4.67/5

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ACHIEVEMENT -




BOSSES NEED SURGE PROTECTORS - That way their mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in their brain.




EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: yeah yeah i know boss
Rating: 3.97/5

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Derek - December 17, 2009, 4:13 pm
May be true in the US, but if someone said that here in NZ, I'd expect they were World-class.
Sean - December 17, 2009, 1:40 pm
I love this. It's great, and I should know: I've been making motifakes for awhile now."


MOTIVATION -


TAGS: bosses
Rating: 3.86/5

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MEMORY - Memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of success.




ALL OF MY PLANS ARE COMING TOGETHER!!!! - Exxxcelllenttt!!!!!!


TAGS: the boss
Rating: 2.57/5

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STRESS RELIEF CHARS - Mostly useless to the story Always priceless for your mood




At Spanky's, inc. -


TAGS: chimpanzees the boss at spankys inc gimme dat banana
Rating: 0/5

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Silverheart - July 10, 2014, 8:59 pm

XD
Silverheart - July 10, 2014, 8:59 pm

Ok, ok
Silverheart - July 10, 2014, 8:59 pm

Ok, ok
demon001 - July 10, 2014, 5:57 pm
Quit monkeying around!
demon001 - July 10, 2014, 5:57 pm
Quit monkeying around!


Leaders -


TAGS: trump democrat republican bosses leaders
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - August 19, 2015, 4:11 am
Beyond clever whatever that would be. a 5er
GaryO - August 18, 2015, 10:18 pm
This....is a composition.
mizzdizz - August 18, 2015, 8:44 pm
LOL! That joke was b-a-a-a-a-d!!!!(said in excellent sheep impression) 5 ROTFL lions!
spacedog - August 18, 2015, 8:31 pm
Nice one.
JesusWept - August 18, 2015, 7:43 pm
HAHA! Very clever. L L L L L


Kodiak Cakes -


TAGS: pancake mix kodiak bears taking a poo like a boss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2016, 4:04 pm
It probably does. It's all the same crud nowadays. :D
mizzdizz - November 2, 2016, 5:44 am
I was wondering if it contained ground up Kodiak bear powder for that protein boost! Good one Cynic! Very funny! ^!


conversation with a cat -




I hate working weekends. -




Life's Choices -




timmy in his cubicle with his balls -




COMEDY/TRAGEDY -


TAGS: like a boss mr neri
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 22, 2015, 2:05 pm
Thanks, Cern! It was a teacher's response to a parent who removed their kid from a drama program because she found out he was gay---FABULOUS response! HAD to poster it!
concern3 - November 22, 2015, 8:18 am
A great quote, nice one a 5er


There's only one cool boss.. -


TAGS: boss
Rating: 4.2/5

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My First Training Bra -




Like Stealing Candy From A Baby -




last words -




who's the boss -




LUIGI -




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